Being mobbed by the crowding fans, hundreds of hands grabbing, shoving, offering bits of paper to be signed ….
No, I’m not actually famous, or at least not in any ways that I’m likely to have a crowd of adoring fans. And, after being mobbed by hundreds of school-age sponsored walkers all wanting their check sheets signed at once … I never want to be!
(Marshalling for a sponsored walk from a local school as part of our Corporate Social Responsibility thingy ie Huge IT Corporation Of Evil trying to convince the world that it’s soft and fluffy. I can think of far worse ways to earn a day’s pay than sitting in the sun waiting for groups of sponsored walkers.)